Johnny noticed some hair on his mother’s belly and, curious, asked her about it. She smiled and told him it was a “bush,” keeping the explanation simple and age-appropriate.

Later, Johnny turned to his father with another question about something he had noticed. His dad answered quickly, calling it a “snake,” giving a playful, vague explanation.

Johnny’s curiosity didn’t stop there. He soon asked his mother about her chest, and she responded with the term “headlights,” continuing the pattern of lighthearted, child-friendly names.

At one point, Johnny walked in during a private moment between his parents. Remembering the terms he had learned, he used them loudly, causing quite a scene.

His parents couldn’t help but laugh at the situation, seeing the innocence in Johnny’s choice of words and timing. They were entertained but also realized a teaching moment was approaching.

They decided to wait until Johnny was older to explain things in more detail, knowing the right time would come to give him a full understanding.