94-year-old Grandma Ethel walks into a church and heads straight for the confession booth. She steps inside and sits down. The priest says, \u201cWelcome, my child. What would you like to confess?\u201d<\/p>\n
Ethel clears her throat and says, \u201cFather, I have a confession. Last night, I went out with a 22-year-old man. He took me to dinner, we danced, we laughed, and then\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n
She pauses dramatically, \u201cwe went back to his place.\u201d The priest, shocked, asks, \u201cAnd\u2026 did something inappropriate happen?\u201d<\/p>\n
Ethel cackles and says, \u201cOh yes, Father. We had wild, passionate sex. Twice.\u201d The priest gasps.<\/p>\n
\u201cMy goodness! When was the last time you confessed?\u201d the priest asks, stunned by her honesty.<\/p>\n
Ethel smiles sweetly and says, \u201cNever. I\u2019m Jewish.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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