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My knees became bruised from kneeling on the gravel, and the children&#8217;s hands stayed gray from the oily residue. Eli developed a system for sorting pennies by year, celebrating every old coin he discovered. Rosie occasionally fell asleep on the Spider-Man blanket with a penny still in her hand.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>On Tuesday, when we reached the final fifty coins, Rosie insisted on wrapping the last roll herself. It took twenty minutes. The brown paper was crooked, torn at one end, and covered in fingerprints from her grape popsicle. She held it proudly above her head.<\/p>\n<p>Wednesday morning, I loaded the shoeboxes into my old Subaru. Together, the pennies weighed approximately 480 pounds. The car sagged as we drove to school. The janitor helped carry everything inside using a hand truck. Eli insisted on carrying Rosie&#8217;s crooked roll himself. He walked directly to Mrs. Lundquist and placed it carefully in her hands. 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