{"id":26086,"date":"2026-10-28T19:31:04","date_gmt":"2026-10-28T19:31:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/negatiuspro.com\/?p=26086"},"modified":"2026-10-28T19:31:04","modified_gmt":"2026-10-28T19:31:04","slug":"i-went-into-a-pawnshop-to-buy-a-cheap-toaster-on-my-way-home-tuesday2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/negatiuspro.com\/?p=26086","title":{"rendered":"I Went Into A Pawnshop To Buy A Cheap Toaster On My Way Home Tuesday2"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jimmy had been driving to my house that night with an engagement ring in his pocket when a drunk driver hit him. He spent three weeks unconscious at St. Joseph\u2019s Hospital. When Jimmy finally awakened, he immediately asked for me. My mother visited him once and told him I had died in another car accident and that my funeral was already over. 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