This morning started out like any other. I went into the bathroom to wash my face, half awake and thinking about breakfast. But the moment I lifted the toilet lid, I couldn\u2019t breathe. Something dark was resting at the bottom of the bowl.<\/p>\n
I froze. For a few seconds, I just stared, trying to make sense of what I was seeing. The movement was slow, almost graceful, like something pushing gently from beneath the water. And then it hit me \u2014 what I was looking at wasn\u2019t an object at all.<\/p>\n
When the surface rippled, I caught a glimpse of dark, shiny scales. That\u2019s when I realized \u2014 there was a snake inside my toilet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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